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" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "
tumblr is upstart (bad)
Denali National Park, Alaska by Ania Tuzel Photography
My wife: Every latin american country deserves to win, except for Argentina
Woah if you drag around the "new post" button on the app it becomes a little snake
it's neat that they focused on the new post snake instead of things like group chats or timestamps on posts
i'm going to put a metal sounding rod in and get an MRI machine to suck me from the back
I love mixing standard and metric units. give me grams per square inch. give me torque measurements in meter-pounds. let's get nutty with it
"a child's school lunch debt" is a string of words that should instantly radicalize anyone, burning through the fog of bullshit like a ten quadrillion-candlepower spotlight. and yet...
well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive
“Death is a rare mercy”
Alright folks, time to add a new quote to the list of things that go hard and sound like they’re from classic lit, but actually come from unexpected places
Le Banquet, 1957 and 1958
by René Magritte
"theyre not even the main character" to YOU. to me theyre holding this whole shitshow together tbh !
