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instagrandrna

" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "

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sidewalk-scrawls

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Crying at this article calling Tumblr an "upstart" platform jdgdks

theythemitalian

tumblr is upstart (bad)

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Denali National Park, Alaska by Ania Tuzel Photography

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tamamita

My wife: Every latin american country deserves to win, except for Argentina

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belowaverageint

Woah if you drag around the "new post" button on the app it becomes a little snake

danglinghemmie

it's neat that they focused on the new post snake instead of things like group chats or timestamps on posts

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protoninspector

i'm going to put a metal sounding rod in and get an MRI machine to suck me from the back

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still think it’s such a good idea?

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danglinghemmie

I love mixing standard and metric units. give me grams per square inch. give me torque measurements in meter-pounds. let's get nutty with it

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armedjoy

"a child's school lunch debt" is a string of words that should instantly radicalize anyone, burning through the fog of bullshit like a ten quadrillion-candlepower spotlight. and yet...

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transmascfrankiero

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

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“Death is a rare mercy”

Alright folks, time to add a new quote to the list of things that go hard and sound like they’re from classic lit, but actually come from unexpected places

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Le Banquet, 1957 and 1958

by René Magritte

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dracwife

"theyre not even the main character" to YOU. to me theyre holding this whole shitshow together tbh !

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TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

bowsersforeskin

where did op go?

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